If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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