Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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