Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I lost the right to judge tonight
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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