Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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