Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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