dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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