in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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