that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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