Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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