Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
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Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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