The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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