The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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