plz talk dirty to me
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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