her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Do vagina's smell?
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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