i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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