I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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