Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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