she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Randomize
