I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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