batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
this just has baby written all over it
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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