the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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