this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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