let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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