it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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