yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The air was thick with penises
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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