Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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