After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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