I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You ate ashes out of my bong
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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