Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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