so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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