I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
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Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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