so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower