she's into porn, im staying here tonight
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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