Non-Jews are for practice
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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