What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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