If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
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