how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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