11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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