Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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