Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
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Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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