dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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