I am in a vortex of obligation.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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