Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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