My room smells like vodka and shame
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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