Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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