If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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