Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
How's work?
Spinning.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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