But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
