This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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