Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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