rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he shaved USA in his pubs
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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