Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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