me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
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