i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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